People in glass houses sink ships
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.

depressed-dutch-kid:

24601is2460done:

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

tHANK

you

catpun:

petition for people to stop fucking singing frozen in public

my-sams-town:

thekillersluts:

flowers-killers:

twitter

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAY

my-sams-town:

thekillersluts:

flowers-killers:

twitter

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAY

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detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

image

I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

awwww-cute:

I know it’s just a drawing, but

awwww-cute:

I know it’s just a drawing, but

kumquaticecream:

misanclrist:

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?